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The Funniest Tweets About the Mayan Apocalypse

The end of the world has never been funnier
Related: Pop Culture

By SKYE Editors Dec 18, 2012

  • dazaspaz/Twiter
    1 of 16

    dazaspaz tweeted, "What's a good fabric that won't singe during the Mayan hellfire?"

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    2 of 16

    Barra Best tweeted, "The #Mayan weather forecast for the week ahead. pic.twitter.com/5MEMUsYH"

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  • blipfish/Twitter
    3 of 16

    Blipfish tweeted, "The Mayan stone calendar ends this Friday 2012. However, it's only because they launched a web-app calendar with mobile sync to replace it."

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  • DAnthonyHiggins/Twitter
    4 of 16

    David Higgins tweeted, "Can anyone tell me where I can get a new Mayan Calendar? Mine is running out."

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  • nkopman/Twitter
    5 of 16

    Nancy Kopman tweeted, "So...for the apocalypse, is there an exact time the world ends? Is it Local Mayan Time or Mayan Standard Time? #endoftheworld #apocolypse"

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  • navanax/Twitter
    6 of 16

    Adrian tweeted, "FIRE SALE! 50% OFF ALL MAYAN CALENDARS."

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  • zachbraff/Twitter
    7 of 16

    Zach Braff tweeted, "What time does the Mayan Apocalypse start? I still haven't watched this sundays "Homeland" and I was also hoping to do some laundry..."

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  • WomensHumor / Twitter
    8 of 16

    Women's Humor tweeted, "Just think ... if the Mayan apocalypse happens, you don't have to buy any Christmas presents!"

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  • rstevens /Twitter
    9 of 16

    rstevens tweeted, "Hey baby. Your apocalypse or Mayan?

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  • jaketapper / Twitter
    10 of 16

    jaketapper tweeted, "not to worry folks, the Mayan Apocalypse comes before we head over the fiscal cliff. #ProblemSolved"

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  • omgalishaaa / Twitter
    11 of 16

    alisa tweeted, "does anyone know what time we are supposed to die on the 21st of december??? there's nothing worse than an unpunctual apocalypse"

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  • PaulPabst
    12 of 16

    Paul Pabst tweeted, "When is the Mayan Swimsuit Calendar coming out?"

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  • BD_WONG/Twitter
    13 of 16

    BD WONG tweeted, "Hey. Question. Does the Mayan Apocalypse affect non-Mayans? I'm just tryin to plan here (really don't like Christmas shopping)."

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  • capricecrane/Twitter
    14 of 16

    caprice crane tweeted, "If 50 Cent doesn't release a "Get Rich or Die Mayan" single next week, he's wasting everybody's time."

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  • MisterRudeman/Twitter
    15 of 16

    It's Joe ;D tweeted, "That awkward moment when Mayan predictions didn't account for leap year in our calendar... so we should have been all dead almost a year ago"

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  • RonTheAnchorman/Twitter
    16 of 16
    Next: The World's Most Pathetic Snowmen

    Ronnie Burgundy tweeted, "Mayan Guy: Hey wanna beer? Other Mayan Guy: I'm working on this calendar, but I guess if I don't finish it won't be the end of the world."

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ricoSacto

Where the hell did the Mayans go? & when did they get there? sheesh

December 21 2012 at 12:24 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
ricoSacto

WHERE'D THE MAYANS DISAPPEAR TO?

December 21 2012 at 12:24 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
richard_haines

No more worries

December 20 2012 at 12:51 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
autumn

is this really going to end?..im gonna commit suicide

December 20 2012 at 12:28 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
felix_scott2

12-21-2012 could be read 15-51-5015 upside down.

December 20 2012 at 9:49 AM Report abuse Permalink +1 rate up rate down Reply
bcbjsmith

That is the BEST!! Love it

December 19 2012 at 7:22 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
abenzrite

The problem here is, Who is going to be the one left to say "I Told You So"

December 18 2012 at 9:10 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
yajairav30

do they really think it is the end of the world

December 18 2012 at 8:54 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

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