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dazaspaz tweeted, "What's a good fabric that won't singe during the Mayan hellfire?"
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Barra Best tweeted, "The #Mayan weather forecast for the week ahead. pic.twitter.com/5MEMUsYH"
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Blipfish tweeted, "The Mayan stone calendar ends this Friday 2012. However, it's only because they launched a web-app calendar with mobile sync to replace it."
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David Higgins tweeted, "Can anyone tell me where I can get a new Mayan Calendar? Mine is running out."
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Nancy Kopman tweeted, "So...for the apocalypse, is there an exact time the world ends? Is it Local Mayan Time or Mayan Standard Time? #endoftheworld #apocolypse"
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Adrian tweeted, "FIRE SALE! 50% OFF ALL MAYAN CALENDARS."
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Zach Braff tweeted, "What time does the Mayan Apocalypse start? I still haven't watched this sundays "Homeland" and I was also hoping to do some laundry..."
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Women's Humor tweeted, "Just think ... if the Mayan apocalypse happens, you don't have to buy any Christmas presents!"
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rstevens tweeted, "Hey baby. Your apocalypse or Mayan?
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jaketapper tweeted, "not to worry folks, the Mayan Apocalypse comes before we head over the fiscal cliff. #ProblemSolved"
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alisa tweeted, "does anyone know what time we are supposed to die on the 21st of december??? there's nothing worse than an unpunctual apocalypse"
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Paul Pabst tweeted, "When is the Mayan Swimsuit Calendar coming out?"
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BD WONG tweeted, "Hey. Question. Does the Mayan Apocalypse affect non-Mayans? I'm just tryin to plan here (really don't like Christmas shopping)."
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caprice crane tweeted, "If 50 Cent doesn't release a "Get Rich or Die Mayan" single next week, he's wasting everybody's time."
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It's Joe ;D tweeted, "That awkward moment when Mayan predictions didn't account for leap year in our calendar... so we should have been all dead almost a year ago"
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Ronnie Burgundy tweeted, "Mayan Guy: Hey wanna beer? Other Mayan Guy: I'm working on this calendar, but I guess if I don't finish it won't be the end of the world."
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Where the hell did the Mayans go? & when did they get there? sheesh
December 21 2012 at 12:24 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWHERE'D THE MAYANS DISAPPEAR TO?
December 21 2012 at 12:24 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyNo more worries
December 20 2012 at 12:51 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyis this really going to end?..im gonna commit suicide
December 20 2012 at 12:28 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply12-21-2012 could be read 15-51-5015 upside down.
December 20 2012 at 9:49 AM Report abuse Permalink +1 rate up rate down ReplyThat is the BEST!! Love it
December 19 2012 at 7:22 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe problem here is, Who is going to be the one left to say "I Told You So"
December 18 2012 at 9:10 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replydo they really think it is the end of the world
December 18 2012 at 8:54 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply