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INTVGene via Flickr1 of 30
Most snowmen are born of great intentions and outfitted accordingly: giant round balls of clean, white snow, black coal pieces for eyes and buttons and, of course, a jaunty carrot nose and cheerful grin.
Then, there are the other snowmen: the downtrodden, the melancholy, the melting few. These guys won't be giving Frosty a run for his money any time soon.
Grab some Kleenex and click through to see the world's 30 most pathetic snowmen.
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katieash via Flickr2 of 30
He knew greatness once. Probably.
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bettlebrox via Flickr3 of 30
Even a wooly hat and scarf can't keep his chilly misery at bay.
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Travis S. via Flickr4 of 30
"Fie on you, heat lamp! Fie on you, I say!"
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enno via Flickr5 of 30
And one day, Ol' Stickeyes grew tired.
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martin.linkov via Flickr6 of 30
It turned out orange wasn't his color.
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Eric.Conner via Flickr7 of 30
Behold, the existential crisis of the snowman.
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&y via Flickr8 of 30
"Some days, I wish my arms weren't in my ears."
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pshab via Flickr9 of 30
And then all his coal fell off. Womp, womp.
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caldecott_rose via Flickr10 of 30
Rough night?
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PysProblem via Flickr11 of 30
Even snowmen have bad hair days.
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Jason Alley via Flickr12 of 30
He thought the hairpiece looked natural.
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John Spooner via Flickr13 of 30
We call this, "Death of a Snowman."
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Spiegel via Flickr14 of 30
Surrounded by snowbabies, he still couldn't muster a smile.
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MGShelton via Flickr15 of 30
Has a snowman ever looked more wistful?
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tstadler via Flickr16 of 30
He could really use a hat.
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gimpbully via Flickr17 of 30
"For real, guys. Last night was cray-cray."
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jeffk via Flickr18 of 30
Nice try, but giving him stick antennas did not improve his appearance.
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PShanks via Flickr19 of 30
Leaning Tower of Snowman.
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dammirowski via Flickr20 of 30
RAWR!
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Pete Reed via Flickr21 of 30
It's not so much his expression, as his missing chunk of head.
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Inanimatt via Flickr22 of 30
He wore the weight of the world on his shoulders.
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Stephen Downes via Flickr23 of 30
Not even a jaunty cap could cheer him up.
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JamieSanford via Flickr24 of 30
Alas, Oreo cookie eyes did not equal coal.
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Harmoney via Flickr25 of 30
Kisses didn't make him feel better about wearing the traffic cone dunce cap.
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h-lame via Flickr26 of 30
He didn't realize walking his snowdog after a day of shopping would be so exhausting.
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hasby via Flickr27 of 30
Snow falls; conehead grows.
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h-lame via Flickr28 of 30
The winner of the Uncle Fester look-alike contest is raisin' the roof!
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kmakice via Flickr29 of 30
"I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
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Things were never quite the same for the snowman after his left arm shrank.
The World's Most Pathetic Snowmen
These sad snowmen won't be giving Frosty a run for his money
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great snowman
January 05 2013 at 3:11 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replytimely...
December 28 2012 at 4:38 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replywhat did one snowman say to the other snowman? do u smell carrots?
December 26 2012 at 3:53 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyClick through what??? nothing to click through.
December 21 2012 at 11:24 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyBut the tiny leaf over his genital area is a nice touch. Actually made me laugh.
December 20 2012 at 4:46 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThey aren't bad. Ours are no better, and often worse! It isn't all that easy to make the picture perfect one you see on tv! Besides, our dogs eat the carrot noses right off!
December 19 2012 at 1:01 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply